It's all relative

Today we learned about tabs and things in Word, and that's really helpful to me.

My family is relatively tame. Maybe I would say my grandpa. He is a nuclear physicist and one time I was helping him with some stuff in his office, answering phone calls and stuff, and both the White House and FBI called for him. He's been to Czechoslovakia before it split, and Russia and the U.S.S.R., which is a dream of mine that will forever be unfulfilled, as the U.S.S.R. no longer exists. He's heavily involved in the Yucca Mountain project, and even though I know very little about it, I know people talk about it all the time and it sounds important. He's written books, and sometimes with geologists. And he just bought a boat. Oh wait, the question was for craziest, not most awesome. Nevermind then.